Ahoy, Matey!
Dear Mr. Smart T. Pants,
My African grey parrot Sammy has all kinds of toys to play with but he never seems interested in them. In fact, he just seems to prefer sitting on my shoulder. No matter what toy we give him, as soon as his cage is open, he will ignore his toys and come right over for a shoulder ride. Is there a toy that you think he would enjoy more?
Steve and Sammy
Dear Steve and Sammy,
You have to understand that humans are much more interesting to us pets than any toy. His toys are available to him all the time, but the most exciting and fun toy he knows – you - are not. So when his cage door opens, he is ready to have some fun with his best friend. You can spend the money on all types of toys, but it’s a pirate’s life for Sammy.
Mr. Smart T. Pants